Here's some shit

I live in this parallel universe that involves getting up everyday and going to work in a motorcycle subculture. Apparently this involves being told what I am and what I am most like by co-workers who most notably resemble strangers. I definately don't dig that. After one sentence, I am "defensive" or I am "aggressive."  And ? Those words are all over me. Everyone looks at me. What? My third eye? Does that really prove something? What is your point?

I feel like he's trying to get me to tell him something about myself by asking bullshit questions, but we're just playing the "I am" game. "I am a people watcher," and "I am really into (fill in the blank)" and finally I get to say "uh huh."(walk away.) I hate this game. This guy is ever worse than hidden-agenda guy. I-am-fill-in-the-blank guy likes to talk about what he is and what you aren't and in his head this is all clicking together in some dumb way that has nothing to do, but everything to do, with you. He is slightly worse than Hidden-agenda guy who likes to play the "nice guy" hand over and over when he really wants to get in your pants. I say the hidden-agenda guy is less worse 'cause he's not as abrasive as I-am-fill-in-the-blank guy, but both can also be subcategorized as feel-sorry-for-me-cause-i'm-always-single-but-don't-realize-its-my-own-fault guy.

There are many other categories. There's total-asshole guy (self explanatory), great-when-sober guy, voilent-past-but-trying-to-clean-up guy who has the potential to turn into voilent-past-and-cleaning-up-isn't-working-out guy, and total-confidence guy which might be disguised as totally-arrogant guy; to name a few. The B.F. is equal parts total-confidence guy and totally-arrogant guy. But that one ain't so bad cause it's the sexy one. ;)